"How come I never make friends like that?"

"You need to get out more."

"We’re in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?"

"….is there lemon in this?"


your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting




nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

NEVERENDING LIST OF VISUALLY STUNNING MOVIES - ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl’

You better start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you’re in one!
“We’re not something, but we’re not nothing.”

- Unknown (via h-arlot)

Johnny Depp photographed by Liz O. Baylen in January, 2008

ask your mom


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