"How come I never make friends like that?"

"You need to get out more."

"We’re in another galaxy. How much more out can you get?"

"….is there lemon in this?"

shuckl:

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

nialllhoran:

when-in-doubt-go-to-the-library:

nialllhoran:

nothing annoys me more than people being like “LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE” when you find something offensive or disgusting like where am i learning to take this joke? to the fucking trash where it belongs?

This one is for Blake that fucking dickwad

yeah fuck you blake

NEVERENDING LIST OF VISUALLY STUNNING MOVIES - ‘Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of The Black Pearl’

You better start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner, you’re in one!
“We’re not something, but we’re not nothing.”

- Unknown (via h-arlot)

Johnny Depp photographed by Liz O. Baylen in January, 2008

ask your mom

holyfires:

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